sassingly:

sigh

sassingly:

sigh

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

sluttyoliveoil:

Panic! at the Dentist

  • satan: let there be wifi passwords
  • satan: let there be calories
  • satan: let there be post limit
  • satan: let there be swag
  • satan: let there be double sided posters

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

jazuthewasianprincess:

olgg:

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.

Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

just calm down a second there, satan

vriskajohn:

vriskajohn:

*walks into job interview* why should you hire me? well ill let you know that one time i got five notes on a text post on tumbler dot com

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time to update my resume