what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Panic! at the Dentist
- satan: let there be wifi passwords
- satan: let there be calories
- satan: let there be post limit
- satan: let there be swag
- satan: let there be double sided posters
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
olgg:
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
*walks into job interview* why should you hire me? well ill let you know that one time i got five notes on a text post on tumbler dot com
time to update my resume
